Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
ok, so i saw the latest installment of the Harry Potter franchise the other day and in general i was amused. in a critical light, i thought there were more than a few moments where the transition editing was kind of choppy, as if they had filmed signifcantly more (assuming an attempt to include more of the actual book's plot) but somehow more scenes than necessary got chopped. one non sequitar for me was the whole issue of the clue in the egg. i don't get why it was "neccsary" to solve the clue to get through the second task. i mean, the second task just sort of happened. i don't know, did i miss something. it seemed like that whole tangent was to just justify seeing daniel roberts (what's his name) half naked in that gargantuan bathtub, with the ghost of the dead girl trying to molest him... which kind of brings me up to my main point..
if for no other reason, i liked the installment of the series because finally we're getting some notion that these "kids" are like ....real... in the sense that their sexual libidos are awakening. i mean come on, 14?? they should be screwing like rabbits already. ok... maybe not, but still... the other films were way to coy about sex. and added to that realism were some real hotties in my opinion. i mean, both that "cedric" and that "krom?" character i wouldn't have passed up anyday. both handsome in their own way and right. and i know this sounds bad, and i take it back as soon as i write it, but harry potter himself is not a bad looking kid. yes, he's 14, but give another 4 years, i'll do him. haha. so like i'm saying, the bath tub seen wasn't too bad, and seeing what hopefully will become a nicely fuzzed 18 year old chest wasn't too bad either. anyone agree with me in a non-sketchy way?
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anyways, i haven't read any of the books, but roberto tells me, in the later additions, there is some at least referenced, "getting it on"... going on. thank god!
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posted by faux chink @ 10:19 PM
1 Comments:
It's OK Alex. Cedric is totally hot. The other HP hottie is the Quidditch captain in the 1st movie. What was his name...?
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