Take that white chocolate fondant ganache bitch slap, martha stewart!
the most zen moments of my life of late involve two things : sex with anonymous men and making beautiful cakes. yes, i am one step closer to the one true gay nirvanah... honey, it's just a hop skip and jump from rickymartinville. since i can't post porn (i think), i'll post pictures of these cakes. they still make me hard...
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"White, Yellow, Black, whatever... Just Pound Me Cake" : lemon pound cake with chambord marinated strawberry compote, glazed with white and dark chocolate, lavished with hazelnuts and rose petals
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"Best 3-way Daisy Chain in My Life Cake" : Layered cake with strawberry and lemon mousse, glazed with tea infused dark chocolate
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"Fuck me till I Cum Chocolate Cake" : Dark Chocolate Layer Cake with Cinammon Chocolate Mousse, Mango Filling, with Chai Infused Dark Chocolate Glaze
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i need a cigarette now.
i need a cigarette now.
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posted by faux chink @ 7:23 PM
1 Comments:
These are so awesome! Holy shit! You need a cookbook Alex and market it to gay men with more titilating names. You'd make millions!
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